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"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

The Salmon Run

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'