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"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

The Salmon Run

X-ray Psychology.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."