Reading Comic Strips Mugs

'As the company's laziest worker, I've made the fewest mistakes. That's why I became Employee of the Month!'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"Hello? ...Hello? Baldo? Is that you?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

They're Not Just That Into It

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'No ice.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The prying mantis,

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Atomic Bear: Part 22