Lighthouse Operator Gifts

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

Local Knowledge

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

A meeting on the pier

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Walking the dog.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Lighthouse

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Replacement Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"Delivery."

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

'And another thing - do you have to tell everyone that stupid line about our marriage being on the rocks?'

The Church-Going Bell.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'