Lighthouse Operator Gifts

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

Local Knowledge

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

A meeting on the pier

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

It's an iphone rehearsal.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Walking the dog.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

Replacement Lighthouse

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"Delivery."

Cinema. Noah. Did you know an ark theater group put on a play? A chameleon was the costume director, and fireflies were in charge of lighting. What about the performers? The turtles had walk-ons and a hyena provided comic relief. But a sled dog was the big star! He was great in the lead and they had a long run!

Beacon Theatre

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

The Church-Going Bell.

'And another thing - do you have to tell everyone that stupid line about our marriage being on the rocks?'