Lighthouse Keeper Gifts

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

'Are you the person who advertised for someone to do light housekeeping?'

Broken Lighthouse

Lighthouse

'You should have told me you couldn't do it with the light on before we got married!'

Confessions of a Lighthouse Keeper.

"Well I think it looks nice"

Lighthouse Hammock.

The Adventures of Eric the Lighthouse

"You're wanted on the phone, it's the coastguard."

Lighthouse

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse

Walking the dog.

A lighthouse car

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Arrh, 'e be leaving 'is monocle on tha sill again..."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"He's out jogging."

Beacon and fishermen

"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here."

"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here!"

Light House

Lighthouse supplies...

"Is the lighthouse fully automated?"

"The foghorn is broken."

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Moon and Lighthouse

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.