Lighthouse Operator T-Shirts

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

Local Knowledge

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

A meeting on the pier

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Walking the dog.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Lighthouse

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Replacement Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"Delivery."

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

'And another thing - do you have to tell everyone that stupid line about our marriage being on the rocks?'

The Church-Going Bell.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'