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"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Lennon and McCartney.

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How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

A meeting on the pier

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

Walking the dog.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Lighthouse

James Russell Lowell

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

Replacement Lighthouse

'Thank goodness you're here!'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

Leonard Cohen.

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"Delivery."