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'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

The Hobby Store

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Emergency Firebreaker

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

'The music business.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Passover Plague

James Russell Lowell

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"The company apparently lacks LEADERSHIP. We need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group...."

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

Algernon Swinburne

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Robert Schumann

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

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