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"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

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'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Emergency Firebreaker

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Passover Plague

James Russell Lowell

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Algernon Swinburne

"He loves me!"

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"The company apparently lacks LEADERSHIP. We need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group...."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

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"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

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"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

Corona and the Arts

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'But, what if we break the genetic code and they just CHANGE it?'

"I can take his 1000 watt smile, but his 5000 lumen LED outdoor bright idea lightbulb is too much!"

'They'll have to better than that.'

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!