Love Luminary Prints

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Lennon and McCartney.

The Hobby Store

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

Emergency Firebreaker

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

James Russell Lowell

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Passover Plague

Leonard Cohen.

"He loves me!"

"The company apparently lacks LEADERSHIP. We need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group...."

Lockdown Signpost

Algernon Swinburne

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Beet Poet

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Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"I'm pretty sure the word you've used to describe the new Scrabble isn't allowed."

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

You realize this means 6 more weeks of lent.

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

Corona and the Arts

Isolation playlist

'But, what if we break the genetic code and they just CHANGE it?'

'They'll have to better than that.'

"I can take his 1000 watt smile, but his 5000 lumen LED outdoor bright idea lightbulb is too much!"