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Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

The Hobby Store

"Bed Spread"

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Wordplay: Export.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Emergency Firebreaker

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

HELB!

Passover Plague

Roget's thinking of what English book to read next.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

James Russell Lowell

"Cynthia, please disambiguate this suite of objectives, cherry-pick anything that's actionable and Nascar it through a dialed-back event horizon."

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Is there another word for thesaurus?"

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

Sugestshun Box: Spelling test.