Lighthouse Luminary Mugs

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

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'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

A meeting on the pier

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

Walking the dog.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Lighthouse

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Replacement Lighthouse

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

James Russell Lowell

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"Delivery."