Lighthearted Library Visitors Gifts

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Do it yourself books.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Catalogue of little books.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

"I'm after the history section."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Trivia/Great Literature.

Cat and fishing instruction

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Reading room

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"He's looking for something for the beach."