Lighthearted Library Visitors Gifts

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Do it yourself books.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Catalogue of little books.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Cat and fishing instruction

"I'm after the history section."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Reading room

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"He's looking for something for the beach."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'