Lighthearted Animal Lover Mugs

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"He ran out of pee."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'It's her signature dish.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

Cattery and kennels

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Ostritch Gangsters.

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'