Lighthearted Animal Lover Mugs

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"He ran out of pee."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'It's her signature dish.'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Cattery and kennels

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Ostritch Gangsters.

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"When Human Resources said that we needed a more diverse workforce I'm not sure THAT'S what they meant!"

Mrs. Claus finds a job for Santa's reindeer in the off season.

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?