Light Optimizer Pillows

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Castle Efficiency

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

"That's your tiny house!"

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'Office real estate' lifting weights

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Derision/Leader/Respect

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'I prefer it this way.'