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"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Bright Idea

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Creative family

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Candle Moment

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Idea/Theory

"I can't wait to put them on."

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Illuminating agricultural production

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

The Age of Enlightenment

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

The turning on the lights ceremony

Book tied to a lamp.

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"I'm afraid Mr.Edison is too busy to discuss your idea with you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."