Light Luminator Gifts

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Bright Idea

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Creative family

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Candle Moment

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Christmas Dwarves

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"I can't wait to put them on."

Idea/Theory

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

The Age of Enlightenment

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

'Environmentalist!'

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

"I'm afraid Mr.Edison is too busy to discuss your idea with you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."