Light Design Gifts

Electricians swapping the lights on two skyscrapers.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Hair Crop Circle

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Happy Easter

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Haute Suture

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Creative department

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Baroque Peacock

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Tree house.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."