Light Arranger Gifts

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Books / Coffee table books

"Gesundheit!"

"Move, Gary."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

"That's it for assets. For liabilities, I suppose I should start with her."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

'Goodness, the time! My husband is due to pick me up outside the flower-arranging class!'

That's the biggest turn on I've ever seen!

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."

Electricians swapping the lights on two skyscrapers.

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

Driveway pavior laying

'It's time that you changed the flowers on your nature table, Miss Grimshaw.'

"Him? Oh he's gone out for the night!"

Stop the Madness.

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

Justice

Moving as a board game.

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

"Unfortunately, 'saying it with flowers' is legally binding."

Florist