Lighting Technology Gifts

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Tedious Romantic.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Before and After Thomas Edison

It's an iphone rehearsal.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Safe Christmas.

Candle Moment

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Illuminating agricultural production

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"I can't wait to put them on."

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Cinema. Noah. Did you know an ark theater group put on a play? A chameleon was the costume director, and fireflies were in charge of lighting. What about the performers? The turtles had walk-ons and a hyena provided comic relief. But a sled dog was the big star! He was great in the lead and they had a long run!

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

Spot Light

'Environmentalist!'

"I'm afraid Mr.Edison is too busy to discuss your idea with you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."