Lifestyle Expressionist T-Shirts

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Mime father in the delivery room.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Who are you?

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Quiet Quitting

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"This one's for me."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Say when.'

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'

Aw, man, that's what I was going to say.

A writer of the sea.

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."