Lifestyle Expressionist Pillows

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Quiet Quitting

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"This one's for me."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Say when.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

A writer of the sea.

'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.