Lifestyle Bloggers T-Shirts

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

Cat in a flap

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Your lobster was off!

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Trust

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'