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'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Great tights!"

"I had a dress once."

"That's a plumage don't."

A most alarming swelling!

"I'd like you to meet Stan, the perfect neutral for Fall."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'Hm...need a new font for the weekend.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

A question of balance

Street Style Fashion

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Leadership suits you

The Style of Elements

Cat Tie

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Advocado

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel