Life Skills Adventurer Pillows

'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'

'It's from the University of Life...you failed!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The rocket powered skiier

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Bears going water skiing.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Extreme Bungy

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's going to be one of those days."

Ego Increasing School

Bad times to sneeze

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."