Age Adventurer Pillows

The Male Biological Clock.

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

"This is the year you go from being a miss to a ma'am."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"One year closer to college!"

"Would you like some wings?"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Inside One's Memory Bank

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

You're never too old for ballet!