Age-gap Adventurers Pillows

'Our is NOT a May-December relationship- I'm more like late October, early Novermer.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Off to see the world

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

You're never too old for ballet!

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'