Age Adventurer Prints

The Male Biological Clock.

Home for Seniors.

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

"This is the year you go from being a miss to a ma'am."

I think I came right of my midlife crisis and smacked right into my second childhood!

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"One year closer to college!"

"Would you like some wings?"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

You're never too old for ballet!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."