Life-saving Legend Gifts

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Drawing on an island.

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

Double life.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Save forest

'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'

"Does anyone know CPR?"

"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."

"He's one tough cookie. I've never seen anyone bounce back from an autopsy before."

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

'You're actually in pretty good shape -- for a sickie.'

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"My diagnosis is you have an arrow through your head, but to be safe, I'll order a series of tests."