Life's Ironies Collector Pillows

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

A signaller directing pallbearers

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'You seem to be suffering a reaction to the amount of medication you're taking. I'll see what I can prescribe for that!'

'He really wanted to be cremated. . .'

'Before you get any ideas, you're not in my will.'

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

Tattoo Repo Men

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

"This boat is aptly named."

'Life is ruining your health.'

"Hey - make sure the mask covers his nose."

Well, you're in luck! Even though you're totally overqualified for the job, that's balanced by all the horrible things your references said about you.

'I you hadn't written the car off. . . I could visit you more often.'

Wedding cake with bride and groom being separated by a knife.