Life Coach Humor Gifts

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

My problem isn't that the key to success is hard to find, it's that the key to failure is always left in the ignition.

'I had it all, money, a big house, fast car and the love of a beautiful woman. Then suddenly it was all gone... my wife found out!'

'One door closed, another opened, and I fell right out the window.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

What else is there to wish for?

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Self-esteem room

"You need to justify your own existence first."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

YOLO vs YODO

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Meditation

Belief and Trust.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

The power of now

Courage. Love.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'You must heal yourself.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

The Death of the Blues

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"