Life Choices Analyst Mugs

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Discovering that the light at the end of the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Call me?"

Crap from the future.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

YOLO vs YODO

Modern Life Blues

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Very funny."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"He looks so natural."

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

Vending machine offers tea and sympathy

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.'

'Motherly radar, we've know about. Now we suspect motherly in-home surveillance cameras.'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

"Pop-up prison."

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."