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"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Go! Means NOW!

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

GCSEs

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Jumping Man

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

First Prize!

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Sparkler

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

"I built this business from the ground up."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree