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'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

37 years in the same position.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dressed for Success!

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Go! Means NOW!

Keyworker

Supermom.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Upward Progress

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'