Lifetime Achiever T-Shirts

Ladder of Success (some assembly required).

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Go! Means NOW!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

The rope to success.

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Jumping Man

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Graduate of 2021

Woman and scales.

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

Succeed.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."