Lieutenant T-Shirts

'At ease, soldier.'

"Lieutenant, he left a suicide sticky."

Experientia Docet.

Officer

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

International Women's Day.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Cat in a tank...

Servicemen.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Postwar is hell."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Monuments

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."