Lieutenant Gifts

'At ease, soldier.'

"Lieutenant, he left a suicide sticky."

Experientia Docet.

Officer

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

International Women's Day.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Neo-International Law

Cat in a tank...

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Monuments

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."