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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

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"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'The penguin is upset...'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

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'You better have a hunting license.'

'Do you mean LAWYER?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

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'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

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"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'I'm here for trying to keep my nose clean. I got caught stealing a packet of tissues.'

'Here's your license!'

'Could you sentence my client to just quality time, your honor?'

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

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'No, I'm not part of an elaborate kickback scheme.'

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

"If it pleases the court, your honour, I would like to present these small gifts to the jury."

"This is an insult to everyone who carpools."

'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

'Two witnesses can testify that at the time of the robbery I was miles away assaulting someone.'

'He lost his licence after 35 years and it's been that long since he's walked anywhere!'

We've the devil on one side and the deep blue sea on the other...'

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