Lice Sanctuary Manager Gifts

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Pet Adoptions

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Noah of the sock world...

"Ahoy!"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

Frank's (Littleknown) Bird Sanctuary.

Top-Echelon Shakeup: Zubin Mehta to Chrysler, Lee Iacocca to the Philharmonic

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

'All I asked was if they sold in bulk to restaurants and they went berserk.'

"It's my flea. I think it's got dogs."

"There's still room in the southern stand."

Detour

Donkey

Turfing the football field,

In Need of A Best Friend.