Lice Sanctuary Manager Mugs

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Pet Adoptions

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"Ahoy!"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

Top-Echelon Shakeup: Zubin Mehta to Chrysler, Lee Iacocca to the Philharmonic

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

'All I asked was if they sold in bulk to restaurants and they went berserk.'

"It's my flea. I think it's got dogs."

Donkey

Turfing the football field,

Detour

"There's still room in the southern stand."

'Will you please just lower the drawbridge and cool it with the knock-knock jokes?'

In Need of A Best Friend.