Lawn & Sea Manager Mugs

"Ahoy!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Beware of the Lawn

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Well, the drought is over."

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Gale Norton - US Secretary of the Interior.

"Don't even think about it!"

Jim's Mowing Services

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"Places, everybody!"

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

"Don't even think about going anywhere. It's your turn to mow the yard."

Man cutting grass.