Lawn Master Mugs

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Compass needed to navigate lawn mower in long grass.

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"First time pruning?"

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Beware of the Lawn

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"FISH ON"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Ref shows footballer green card.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

"Who's a good boy?!!"

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."