Lawn Master Prints

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Compass needed to navigate lawn mower in long grass.

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"First time pruning?"

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Beware of the Lawn

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"FISH ON"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Ref shows footballer green card.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

God builds the first lawn mower.

"Who's a good boy?!!"

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."