Marina Manager Mugs

I can't stand it when they double park!

'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'

I can't stand it when they double park!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Ahoy!"

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

I want my life back!

Zero Fuel Taxis

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

...After the oil spill.

"It's a bit of a poisson chalice."

Boat launching on the cheap.

"Frank is something big in North Sea fishing."

Fishermen complain about new quota.

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

Boring agriculture

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

'And there I was thinking you'd just had a lie in.'