Lewis Carroll Lover Pillows

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

Cheshire Women's Softball Team: Grinning women

"Which one's yours?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'Secondhand smoke.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Spider boy

Through the Looking Glass - King Demands a Ham Sandwich

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Go Back to New York

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'You call that carol singing?'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

"Take my wife...please!"

This apartment is bigger than mine!

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Mouse on mouse action.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Clears the Dinner Table

'If we want a carol we've got to put the money in first.'

Romance Writer

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

Border Security

"We wish you a Merry Moo-Moo..."

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.