Lewis Carroll Lover Mugs

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

Cheshire Women's Softball Team: Grinning women

"Which one's yours?"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Spider boy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Through the Looking Glass - King Demands a Ham Sandwich

"In this department, words mean just what I choose them to mean."

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Go Back to New York

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

'You call that carol singing?'

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Take my wife...please!"

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

This apartment is bigger than mine!

Mouse on mouse action.

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

Romance Writer

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

Border Security

"We wish you a Merry Moo-Moo..."

The Day before and after Halloween.

'If we want a carol we've got to put the money in first.'