Lewis Carroll Pillows

Non-Denominational Carols

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'Secondhand smoke.'

Through the Looking Glass - King Demands a Ham Sandwich

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

Mom on the First Day of School.

"I put my old age down to not giving a damn what's on the other side of the road!"

This apartment is bigger than mine!

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

No ultimatum. Please give.

Bad News

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

"Hey lad, when I was your age I was so much older than you."

'Are you sure you want to watch this?'

'You bring an impressive array of bundled services to the table.'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Clears the Dinner Table