Lewis Carroll Pillows

The Day before and after Halloween.

Non-Denominational Carols

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Secondhand smoke.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Through the Looking Glass - King Demands a Ham Sandwich

"In this department, words mean just what I choose them to mean."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Dr. Ernie answers your questions about aging. A reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, what will deteriorate fastest as I get older?" Medicare.

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

This apartment is bigger than mine!

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"I put my old age down to not giving a damn what's on the other side of the road!"

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Mom on the First Day of School.

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

No ultimatum. Please give.

'You bring an impressive array of bundled services to the table.'

"Remember son, there's no problem so big that it can't be run away from."

"Hey lad, when I was your age I was so much older than you."

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Clears the Dinner Table