Levy Navigator Gifts

Levy voted down by voters.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Touché"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Saved...life is good!

Battery Lighthouse

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Moustached gentleman

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Titanic: How's my steering.