Lettering Legend Pillows

"Well, I didn't get the job, but my resume got an A in creative writing class."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Bigfoot"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Myths and legends...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

A stylized man in pyjamas

Ted Hughes

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

Saint Patrick

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'