Letter Crafting Sage Gifts

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

"Meet the scribe"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

I love you.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Doctcom

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Reading the love-letter

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Quill

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

Email in a bottle.

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Liv Ullmann

Its been too long, baby.

Writer's Plough

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

People writing with huge pen and paper.

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'

"If it weren't for threatening letters I would hardly write at all."

"Nobody bothers to write anymore ... "

Countess with a letter

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I'm 66 years old: and I going to be as crabby as you? - Rolf. *Actual reader letter. Rolf, this is really a sad, unfortunate letter. It seems unlikely you can ever achieve any reasonable level of crabby if you're the kind of loser to send such a whiny question. Great crabs are born, not made! Guy probably won't even make a decent curmudgeon. Not sure that's what he's hoping for.